Because you are my friend.

pretty sure i’m in love with my new glasses you guys. thanks @warbyparker!

fountainofthought replied to your post: reason #1 i could never live alone: spiders

Isnt that what the cats are for? Or are they too busy lounging on their thrones?

too busy lounging on thrones. also not quite smart enough to figure it out.

however i did assist leo in getting a fly the other night, which was a hilarious adventure and i wish it had gotten captured on film somehow…

I’m Clara Oswald. I’m the Impossible Girl. I was born to save the Doctor.

i’m just going out on limb that that bottom box is not the cell phone case i was expecting.

reason #1 i could never live alone: spiders

“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”

emilianadarling:

When you play the game of butts, cheek is better than thigh. (x)

excuse me receptionist but why the fuck did i have three calls transferred to me during the time i am scheduled to be out at lunch? because now i have all these voicemails to return from calls i shouldn’t have received in the first place and believe me i have better things to do with my time.